My friend took an internet test to determine how big a footprint she is leaving on the earth.
After the computer condescendingly spat out, “Congratulations! If everyone in the world consumed the way you do, it would take 2 1/2 worlds to sustain us”, she decided to dramatically decrease her habits of consumption for a […]

I am a youngin’. A spring chicken, if you will.
The world is my oyster and I am ripe for the pickin’. I have never been more ready to go than I am right at this very moment and let’s go, time’s a-wastin’, let’s move people.
It’s just that there’s this picture on my wall.
And […]

Deep in the forest, far off the winding path, was a very special tree.
This tree housed some new residents. They were crusty and gnome-like, and their tattered wings didn’t do much of anything at all. Nevertheless, they called themselves “fairies”.
These fairies had spent the summer cleaning, repairing and improving their new home. […]

Si, senor. Esta sobre el pis otra vez.
Which roughly translates into: yep—more on pee.
It’s just that my best friend is about to deliver her third child, and the heavy anticipation is causing me to reminisce about those wonderful, magical days when my children came into this world.
Bear with me—I’ll get to the pee.