Published in The Broomfield Enterprise, 3/2/08
After sixteen years together, I recently learned something new about my husband.
It will seem like no big whup to you—that he hates cotton candy—and it’s no big deal to me either. It’s not like I have a passion for making it at home on a regular basis, or even […]

Published in The Broomfield Enterprise, 2/3/08
Well, I know you’ve all been waiting–hanging off the edges of your seats—for a new poop song.
That’s right—I said it—a new poop song.
And I am happy to report that time has finally come.
We all know kids love books and songs about poop, so when you find one that’s particularly good, […]

Published in The Broomfield Enterprise, 12/16/08
Recently, my husband offered to babysit a friend’s one-year-old son. He told me this with a smile, saying “remember what it was like to hold a little baby?”
I responded in the same way I do when my best girl friend asks me advice about diapering a newborn: […]

Published in The Broomfield Enterprise, 12/30/07
Though I may still act like a seventeen-year-old, I have recently developed what is commonly known as an “age spot” on my face.
So, I did what anyone would do: I tried to rub it off with something abrasive that I found in my shower. Namely, a pumice […]